Happy Birthday

Today being your birthday in the journal of my heart

I have written a journal entry debiting your love and crediting my affection darling you write the narration your first love I have already posted in the ledger folio

As your relation is based on a double entry system and as your love is real and tangible

You debit what come's in 

I credit what goes out

Your handsome features is the capital of our business

My eye's are stock in trade

Let us enter into a transaction

You secretly give me trade discount

I'll openly give you cash discount and thus my partner

Our Trading and Profit & Loss a/c will show a super profit

On the cheque of your cheek's

I have endorsed all my wealth

Get them enclosed with my banker anytime you desire to do so

The little counter of my heart remains open for you even during non banking hour's

Darling you just have a contra entry as you are on my debit side both at the same time 

and so my dear let us rectify all our error's and

 total the trial balance of our affair's without maintaining suspense account

In the balance sheet of our life my children will be asset's 

and if they are a girl's we will call them Sundry Creditor's

 but if they are a boy and a girl our balance sheet will be adjusted automatically 

and the a/c shows a True and fair view of the lively business conducted during the life ending 

.And finally the auditor will certify it

So think over it and give me positive reply

Happy Birthday

Yours till the end